For those just joining us, I would suggest that you go back at least to chapter 2.
Surprisingly, the first to come to my rescue is our Drunk Dog. As the others hang back and plan their next move, he rushes forward to see if I'm still alive. By some miracle, I am. The bubaos had hesitated a moment too long in their victory. The Drunk Dog drags me back and attempts to revive me, barely avoiding an attack of opportunity from Bobo Jr.
Just as he manages to get me awake, someone (for whatever reason) casts a cloud of darkness spell. In theory, it would blind the bubaos and let us attack them without worrying about ourselves. In practice, we all went blind and I wake up thinking I'm in that scary place that bad people go. If I had been able to see, I probably would have thought the same thing.
After the situation had been explained to me, I immediately proclaim "I TRY AGAIN!"
Chase gives me a look that would kill a lesser man.
I know it was a stupid move, I was just trying to stay in character. I was trying to do that thing where a person is confused and only really remembers what they were determined to do a few moments ago.
Once again, the Drunk Dog comes to my rescue. It's crazy that I even owe my life to this guy once. Twice? How was I supposed to live with myself?
Anyway, he rolls a decent reflex check and barely stops me, holding me down until I come to my senses. I'm not quite sure why, but after that the group decided to make their escape. I suppose their need to stay alive outweighed the curiosity about the tower.
Everyone made their way blindly to the portal. I hesitated long enough for Bobo to make a glancing blow to help me on my way. I made it known that I was running towards the portal by saying "I run towards the portal!" I moved my piece to a point somewhere to the left of it. After all, it's hard to keep your sense of direction after being knocked unconscious.
Suddenly remembering something important, I fall to my knees and start looking for my swords.
Taking turns like people waiting for a carnival ride (I'm practicing simile), the rest of the group begins the systematic deconstruction of of the U-shaped portal. Who cares if Hans is still in there? Swords slash, bowstrings twang, knives stab, and a great axe makes a sound similar to "ffffsssshhhhhhcrrump" (that sentence has alliteration and onomatopoeia) They hardly make a dent.
Somehow, I've managed to find the shards of my temple sword and stuff them in my sheath. As the cloud of darkness begins to disperse, I spot my khopesh. Snatching it up, I sprint to the portal.
I leap out onto the forest floor and roll smoothly into some thorny undergrowth. I begin to assist in the portal-breaking party. The next round yields better (or at least more interesting) results. Brennen rolls a 20 and stabs one of the symbols around the portal. Hard. A bright flash of light knocks him to the ground, and we're all rather surprised when he doesn't get up. Looking closely, we see that one of the symbols has gone dark.
And now, random reader, I would be curious to know: have you ever read the "Heroes of Olympus" series? "The Adventures of a Strange Group" has many interesting parallels. Frank Zhang..."Master of bows". We have Frank the Elven Archer. The really fascinating thing is, he created his character long before "The Son of Neptune" even came out. Meaningless, perhaps. But fascinating. Scientific evidence is beginning to show that this sort of thing happens all the time.
Frank the Elven Archer has a pet: A giant spider. He never took the time to name it, but as a ranger, he has a sort of empathy link with it. Kind of like Percy and Grover. Frank has been training it for battle and riding.
It was this same spider that the bubao kidnapped.